OH, a lipstick! Apparently, Pudoro Corporation has recognized the power of female costumers! Isn’t it true Joy?! Please join me, Lesty, to welcome Joy from Pudoro’s Corporation.
Q: So what exactly is Moodstick?
A: Once you spread it on your lips, you’ll be able to express yourselves however you like. For example, you can be happy, choking on emotion and even bordering on fury. There are several hundreds of emotions and expressions, and you will be able to let whoever interacts with you understand them with the application of Moodstick!
Q: How does Moodstick affect the way you express your emotions? Are there any side effects?
A: My apologies, but the mechanics behind our product is highly confidential and remain undisclosed. As for side effects, do not fret, Pudoro Corporation will never ruin our reputation like that! I can personally vouch that there are indeed no side effects. None!
Q: Is there a story behind to why this product was invented?
A: Don’t you find it fun? (The reporter instantly widens her eyes). Honestly speaking, that’s the only and best reason to why this product was invented! To enrich people’s lives!
Q: Fun? Are you being serious?
A: Actually, obviously there’s more to it than that. Oh—we’ll have to head down memory lane for this. I was a naïve and gullible youngster with not the vaguest idea of how big the world was. I had thanked someone using a slightly cockier tone of voice and I ended up being pounded to the brink of my death. The incident took a devastating toll on the way I thought…oh. And so, in order to prevent others from facing the same fate as I did, I pushed our research department to develop this product. Think about it, humans are a rather pathetic bunch. It’s excruciatingly difficult to express a simple emotion, thus allowing us to be misunderstood. The world has too many saliva wars because of this! But to sum up, Moodstick was created in order to maintain the love, the peace and the justice of this world! Now, applaud!